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  • dannerzz:

    my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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  • best-of-funny:

    praises:

    revitalisation:

    this is spectacular 

    this may the best post ever #10 is my favorite

    X

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  • Marilyn Monroe photographed by Nick de Morgoli, 1953

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  • sashaforthewin:

    unclewhisky:

    clannyphantom:

    if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

    As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

    You are a mermaid, sir

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  • vinebox:

    shouldnt:

    OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

    Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

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  • commandersheena:

    In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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  • reblog if ur a rebel

    republicanthot:

    -stay up past 8pm
    -watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
    -eats yogurt

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  • despairnaegami:

    personasanta:

    does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

    sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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  • An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Paolo Sebastian S/S 2014-15 Haute Couture

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  • knitmeapony:

    ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

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